hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

neuroticgaymusings:

ourspecial:

blackfairypresident:

Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page

SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL

SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM

She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make. 

I just hope they’re educated enough to make the right choice.

februaryflora:

my advice to women: scream more, wreak havoc, be ugly and gross, use the sword emojis

my advice to men: develop a sense of shame

lambrini-socialism:

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

heroofferelden:

cwnerd12:

THAT STUPID MEOW AT THE END

Stop being mean to this precious darling he is trying his best look at him

I’ve watched this like ten times I love him

water goblin enjoys a scream

tearsmp4:

cant wait until i get cuddled to sleep every night by the love of my life

galaxyles:

Harry when he was asked about Zayn leaving the band 

huffingtonpost:

Giant Rabbits Make Excellent Pets, Just Sayin’

They’re cuddly, they’re fluffy, and they’re 4 feet tall. No, it’s not the plot of a new Michael Bay children’s film – although add some exploding robots and, who knows – these rabbits are for real.

Continue the story with these amazingly cute photos:

soupery:

rip the functionality of this post 2015-2015